The Dogs (Star Students of the Front Row)
In The Lucius Learning League, Peep the Shiba Inu and Penny the Redbone Coonhound take their roles as front‑row scholars very seriously—well, as seriously as two best‑friend nap champions can. These two belong to Gabrielle Lucius and are famous for piling up together anywhere even remotely nap‑compatible: dog beds, human beds, couches, crates, or—as seen in the classroom photo—student desks clearly not designed for a two‑dog cuddle session. Penny, ever the Director of Emotional Persuasion, uses her trademark sad hound‑dog face to charm snacks and sympathy from anyone within range, while Peep, the Chief Strategic Judgment Officer, quietly observes the room like a seasoned evaluator… until she demands pets with her signature rapid‑fire arm slaps. Together, they bring energy, comedy, and unassigned‑seat enthusiasm to every “lesson.”
The Cats (Faculty & Advanced Instruction Department)
At the head of the classroom sits The Lucius Learning League’s feline faculty. Zorro, the silky black Senior Vertical Mobility Engineer, occupies his student desk with surprising composure—though everyone knows he’d rather be scaling the highest bookshelf or patrolling the yard with superhero‑level vigilance. Then there’s Duvall, the true academic of the household and a devoted Miller CPA “employee,” proudly serving as the Lead Feline Faculty & Professional Development Instructor. Duvall stands authoritatively, delivering what can only be assumed is a masterclass in debits, credits, and the art of looking extremely productive while barely moving. From Zorro’s athletic curiosity to Duvall’s professorial presence, the cats bring structure, mischief, and undeniable academic flair to Lucius’s Learning League.